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dEsE ARe JuST SUm jOkEx..dUn TAke It peRSOnalLiE!~ Yu KnOe iF uR AsiAN Or nOt iF.... 1. yu carrie a pager in ur rite pocket, flipped inward, whether itz activated or not. 2. ur vocabularie consistz of "PIMP" "MACK" "WACK" and as much as yu can remember frum ur ebonix dictionarie 3. yu go to asian partiez, and yu cant find ur car since it loox lyk everie oda civic or integra 4. yu can neva address a fren witout callin dem "FOO" 5. yu use da "Z" in everie oda word when chattin 6. ur gurlfren has enuff makeup to be accepted into clown college 7. yu pick up chix who wear shoez 2inchez away frum stiltz 8. yu call peepoz "PEEPZ" since two syllablez are too complex fer yu. 9. yu dunno citie namez..onlee der area codez 10.ur not a basketball player...ur a baller 11. yu hab neva bought a pair of pantz dat were less den 5 sizez bigger den ur waist 12. yu claim asian pryde whereva yu go..when all ur doin iz shamin da race. 13. yu ask ur parentz fer ONE math problem..and two hourz later...their still lecturin 14. yu hab a 40lb bag of rice in ur pantrie 15. everyone thinx ur CHINESE no matter wut part of asia ur frum 16. yuve had a BOWL haircut at one point in ur lifetym 17. ur parentz enjoy comparin yu to oda frenz 18.yu had to eat partz of animal dey dun even put in hot dog 19. pilez of shoez make it hard to open da front back or closet doorz 20. yu hear (ur name + eee( optional) + yah) everie tym sumone callz yu 21. yu have NO eyelashez 22. the bio lecturez on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumberz, octous) was last nitez dinner 23.everyone thinx ur good at math 24. ur parentz insist yu marrie ur own race 25." yu want a stereo?! when ah was ur age ah didnt even hab shoez!!" 26. yu have to call just about all ur parentz frenz "auntie" and "uncle" 27. yu hab 10+ unclez and auntiez 28. yu will most likely be taller den ur parentz 29. yu get nuthin if yu do good in scool...but get crapped if yu dun 30. da furniture in ur house neva matchez da wallpaper, da carpet, da decorationz or anie of da rest of da furniturez 31. yu by soy sauce by da gallon 32. ur familie ownz butcher knivez bigger den ur head 33. ur racist ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW TO BE A COOL ASIAN 1. own a cell 2. have onlie asian frenz 3. speak onlie asian languagez 4. if ur a gurl..BE SURE TO STUFF UR BRA 5. if ur a guy.. BE SURE TO SOUP UP UR ACURA 6. be racist 7. smoke even if yu dunno how...especiallie wid ur frenz 8.dance in circlez at parties anything about it 9. make ur parentz be a doctor...or better yet..grocery store ownerz 10. date sumone dat ur fren has alreadie dated 11.if ur a guy..make sure ur hair loox lyk a circumsized cock 12. if ur a gurl..make sure yu hab strandz of red or orange highlitez..known to me "COOL" 13.if ur a gurl..weigh no more den 75 poundz 14. if ur a korean gurl make sure yu hab eye surgerie so yu can look lyk a goldfish 15. two werdz: MANHATTAN PORTAGE 16. be verie good at pool. own a cue stick if yu can, even if yu dunno anythin about it. | ||||||||||||||||
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